nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

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hellbabyfromhell:

TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

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dookiediamonds:
“hennythingspossible:
“gahdamnpunk:
““I hate the Police” ”
What in Jesus name……
” ”

dookiediamonds:

hennythingspossible:

gahdamnpunk:

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

What in Jesus name……

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girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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slavery:

I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

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queenplumpkin:

dude I accidentally downloaded Minecraft twice so now it just looks like I achieved access to the fabled 

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nebulous-faeling:
“Wrong these are very bad spoon, bad spoon, sharp spoon, and spoon
”

nebulous-faeling:

Wrong these are very bad spoon, bad spoon, sharp spoon, and spoon

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worthikids:

MORPHEUS

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