attention all cute girls………………….hello

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snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

(via salt-it-and-burn-it)



hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via salt-it-and-burn-it)


huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

(via salt-it-and-burn-it)



davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:

zumoo4u2:

a-wizard-for-my-doctor:

carryonmy-assbutt:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?


They’re both real lines



And the infamous:


Two more for the bonus round





what even is this show

It makes me happy that all these lines are from the show

davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:

zumoo4u2:

a-wizard-for-my-doctor:

carryonmy-assbutt:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?

They’re both real lines

And the infamous:

image

Two more for the bonus round

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image

what even is this show

It makes me happy that all these lines are from the show

(via salt-it-and-burn-it)


fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via skankobyte)


soo-spooky:

huynhtuananh:

NotWallpaper featuring Patterned Paint Rollers. Our patterned paint rollers help you create a beautiful stencil like design on walls, wood, furniture, fabric, paper, clay and more!

I’ve always wanted this

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